I’m not going to lie, since my iPhone 4 I’ve done every major update as soon as it dropped because I’m a thrill seeker what can I say (and an IT person so I know better). I’ve got a pretty good feeling that my luck is about to run out

Except there isn’t anything wrong with their approach. Are you going to ask Deadspin to not post the results of the Superbowl in a headline?

This gets suggested almost every race weekend 

I mean I appreciate the effort but NH people don’t actually talk like that...

This falls squarely in the, “Gosh, I hope the 3rd and 4th owner take care of this car for me”

Edit (didn’t realize I responded twice so cutting out half of this comment): Is Gasley struggling to deal with Max? They aren’t even in the same class on the track. 

To your last point, when do teammates ever like each other when they are driving at similar pace? Even going back a few years - Ham/Ros, Vettel/Webber, Perez/Ocon, Ver/Ric. Those are just off the top of the head. Bottas has been a good company man but I can’t imagine he likes it. However that’s not based on anything…

Hahahaha. You are probably one thousand percent correct. However, I raise you the base model versa hatch thing I had to rent one time while my car was in the shop. It had less than 20,000 miles and must have been in a front end accident. Turning through an intersection made a bunch of clunking noise. Thank god I only…

In the time since I’ve last played DayZ standalone, I have done the following:

Well they wanted to, but they had to wait until the anthem was over.

He’s releasing his own lawn chair line specially designed to relax and lounge in case of car trouble. It will be called Fernando Bahama. The frame will be built by MacLaren and powered by Honda. Graphic design work will be done by Jalopnik commentator extraordinaire McMike. If only I could tag him. 

It’s a great time. Last year it was where Worlds was so they didn’t do GMC. They have a mini festival with music and food trucks. You can usually get up close with some pro’s. A few years prior, my buddy said Big Jerm was walking by while they were putting outside and he stopped to join them. The year I went we were…

I lived in an apt that wouldn’t boil water no mater how long you waited or what you did. I was living the bachelor life then so it was easier to go to the restaurant down the street. To this day I still enjoy being able to boil water though haha

You can imagine my shock when I got yelled at in New Jersey when I tried to pump my own gas years ago. I like pumping my own gas, I don’t like other people pumping my gas. I don’t like New Jersey for that reason. 

This. All of this. Snorkeling stresses me out. I can do it after a few minutes but the first few are short panic breathes where I started to get anxious. I have to constantly remind myself to just breathe normally too or start the cycle over. I also hate the sound of breathing through a tube underwater. The muted…

I taught myself how to type in HS after just doing enough to get by in middle school. I didn’t know that I use the wrong hand to type the “B” key until I had to use someone’s ergonomic keyboard. It’s the one thing I don’t think I’ll ever be able to fix.

Extra pro-tips: Assuming we are talking about your everyday BIC Lighter (the ones nearly every smoker use) - The metal surrounding where the flame exits, and the piece that creates the spark gets very hot and doesn’t take long. So if you are trying to light a candle or a grill and you don’t get it fairly quick, your…

Then carry on.

Well technically I’m competing once a day, Thursday through Sunday. Come on down! It’s the Green Mountain Championship. Am side is an A-tier this year where two years ago it was just a C-tier. The pro’s will be there during the same time. Fox Run and Brewster ridge are two unbelievable courses especially in the Fall.