hDinnahr Dawwwgh.

genuine shitbox experience for $3000

How ‘bout some shout outs to the good ones, so we may stick that in our back pocket for future use? Thanks.

Do you want to speak to the manager, Karen?

After briefly holding the title of “The Loneliest Man on Earth” — the title was taken from him by Jim Bransford from Marietta, Georgia. Bransford is the only known person to have watched Mariah Carey’s 2001 film “Glitter” in theaters.

But you come with a free froghurt!

Auto Zone parts counter, 2040

How else are you supposed to play red light green light properly??!

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

When your net worth is a half eaten bagel, Nissan is there for you.

The lap time is the best lap of the day. The lap times and number of laps don’t mean too much, it’s just testing and everyone runs different test programs. Over all three days you can sort of get an idea about who’s strong and who’s not, but we really won’t know for sure until qualifying for race 1.

KIA unveils Ferrari like feature on over 350000 vehicles

Cupracabra (assuming goats count as a renewable fuel)

I just don’t see this ending well.

Favorite fact about the AN-225 - it’s cargo bay length is longer than the Wright brothers’ first flight

By the look of that striped outfit in the back this was used to dump Waldo’s body out in the desert

They just compare dent pictures.

NEVER MIND, I’LL TEXT YOU WHILE I’M DRIVING.

Until “the Thing” comes over from the Norwegian Camp.