Thank god hockey season starts right about the time the Lions are eliminated from playoff contention every year. 24 years straight! Go Wings!

The argument stemmed over Irsay’s insistence that Grigson’s nickname be Koko, while Grigson felt T-Bone was a more appropriate nickname.

Probably more oxy.

Against a Saints defense that scares nobody

Can’t wait to see what shitty song lyrics Irsay tweets in response to all of this.

If there’s one thing Irsay can handle, it’s a bunch of downers.

Well, now Golden must feel a little silly for buying all those bright orange ties.

As a die hard Wolverine, I understand this man’s pain. I legit cried after it sank in. I still don’t understand....

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

Honestly given his PR and marketing skills he should work for the Colt’s front office.

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JR’s first offer to Newton was 39 acres, no mule.

People in Chicago still think Jimmy Clausen could be a starting quarterback. Their hard-on for Notre Dame knows no bounds.

I think it’s a human woman... Though her neck length and overall homeliness suggest the ET alien.

Denny’s was racist? Well, shit. Looks like I need to chain smoke and eat terrible food somewhere else now.