Rolling coal. Yes we get it, you hate the environment, Prius’, and bicyclists. There’s probably a bumper sticker for that.

Easier to remove, and less apparent if you don’t. I can’t find a fundamental problem that I have with this. I’ve just been conditioned by the aforementioned decades of science fiction.

Agreed.

How about the Chicago GP? Its got a yacht club for the super wealthy, part of the track on a former runway, ample parking from a stadium nearby, and a backdrop of the Chicago skyline. Someone on Reddit drew this up but you could also go North of the stadium or into the gridded streets if you wanted.

Hmmm...I bet I could find a TDI-swapped XJ somewhere. Ooh, or an XJ with a big honkin’ Detroit up front.

I’d go with Dragula, personally.

If tomorrow’s slideshow isn’t just Bitchin’ Camaro 10 times, expect some donuts on your lawn.

And of course they were easily converted to the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle.

There was a donut shop across the street from my high school. My driver’s ed class was right after lunch so I went to the donut place and got 2 dozen raspberry filled donuts on the day we watched Red Asphalt, and told the teacher (who was also my track coach so I actually had a rapport with him) what I had brought. He…

I’m a nurse and the conversations around our lunch tables are seriously fucked up.

Don’t forget your towel.

Bravo for the Douglas Adams ref.

Andy Griffith was ahead of his time, man!

From “Bitchin Camaro”. Pertinent...

only taller.

Ah, the PT Cruiser drop top, the indisputably worst convertible in recent memory. I truly, genuinely hate these things.

Because that would be all 12 spots.

I once bought a brand new Jeep Patriot.

Maserati is an automatic ND.

I can’t wait for the current “every concept car is a Donk” phase to end.