BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Can’t somebody chain her to the Lifehacker radiator or something? For God’s sake, where’s a 19th century work law when you really need one?

A W12 Phaeton, they’d either be doomed to walking everwhere or finanical ruin

Lets make sure to cover the rest of the story from the trib

Ignore all these incredibly-sensible suggestions. Get the most American Porsche ever made with a front-engined V8 and a dog-leg shifter: the 928. You can get one in good shape for $25k and then spend the rest on parts down the road.

If a sitting Vice President could individually decide that a state’s election were invalid and assign those electors at his own whim, then Al Gore is the most selfless, principled, man that ever lived.

So, is HBO bringing back Taxicab Confessions?

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

Yeah, it took me a while to get used to the natural peanut butter, but once I did it made the sweetened stuff seem practically inedible.

With the Prius and PT Cruiser already mentioned, I’m gonna nominate the Mazda 3... with the rust...

Too bad about Beetz, she stole the show in Deadpool 2.  Was in charge of every scene she was in.  

Tucker: The Man and His Dream should’ve been mentioned.  

A Model 3 weighs in at 4,250 so they aren’t light. Almost 1000lbs heavier than a 1970 Hemi Challenger. Everything is heavy now.

Rolling coal. Yes we get it, you hate the environment, Prius’, and bicyclists. There’s probably a bumper sticker for that.

Easier to remove, and less apparent if you don’t. I can’t find a fundamental problem that I have with this. I’ve just been conditioned by the aforementioned decades of science fiction.

Agreed.

How about the Chicago GP? Its got a yacht club for the super wealthy, part of the track on a former runway, ample parking from a stadium nearby, and a backdrop of the Chicago skyline. Someone on Reddit drew this up but you could also go North of the stadium or into the gridded streets if you wanted.

Hmmm...I bet I could find a TDI-swapped XJ somewhere. Ooh, or an XJ with a big honkin’ Detroit up front.

I’d go with Dragula, personally.

If tomorrow’s slideshow isn’t just Bitchin’ Camaro 10 times, expect some donuts on your lawn.