Huracan relief.

You and Alanis are missed, I do have both of your BI pages pinned and check them every so often

“... I’m happy to spend on the rest of my family...”

Does it come with a snorkel?  Because you will be permanently under water.

“This is what happens when most people are several steps removed from where their food comes from.”

That dash! I forgot how amazing those 80's GM button dashboards were, I used to look in parking lots for the most button-filled cars. My dad’s Pontiac 6000 had the most of any car we owned.

That warranty though...

I mean, there is definitely stability here; it’s not been radically changed in its entire history. Unlike Mazda going from that weird ‘90s logo to the current one.

I hate it.  But I’ll get used to it.  In fact, it’s sort of an improvement.  Actually I prefer it.  The next one after this will be terrible, surely.

I talked by way in a circle and ended up voting NP.

I figure the tires are around a grand, the shocks are at least another grand (depending on who installs them and the exact brand), and I’m not sure about Boxster brakes, but I know most Porsche brake jobs are not inexpensive.  I wouldn’t be surprised if this car as $3k worth of work done recently, even considering the…

The maintenance or Porsches is no different than Audis. By some measures Porsche is cheaper because they have less overall incidents.

Early reports say a South African man in his late 40's was seen fleeing the scene carrying a gas can and jumping in to what witnesses called “a cartoon truck”.

Never had to use hogsheads, but did have a job in pub where firkins (9 imperial gallons) and kilderkins (18 imperial gallons) were still in use. Pro tip: if you split the bung when tapping a kilderkin, get a grown up to help you, those buggers are heavy.

We need $kaycog, Jalopnik’s #1 Ford GT fan who also happens to be of the female persuasion. Maybe she can be our emissary.

Well he did actually buy a Ferrari!

you’re thinking of Subaru

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

Dude. I think that’s a lambo

Great, another area where classic Porsche prices are gonna get stupid.