jeffchabotte
Jeff Chabotte
jeffchabotte

I found her

You know that scene at the beginning of Back to the Future where Marty stands in front of the giant speaker and it knocks him off his feet? The Rockford Fosgate Mini SoundLab is basically that in car form.

You know what this is? This is Princess Leia's car. She got it from her Stormtooper ex-boyfriend.

Always the Challenger- never the champ.

What are you talking about? No car company would ever take such a radical concept and change it so drastically as to be an unrecognizable bland box.

Good call. I will go attempt their murders now.

Pretty soon we're going to be ordering Venti unleaded premium gas with just a spritz of BP's Invigorate.

I thought he drove a Dodge Stratus.

Shhhhhhhh...

Probably could afford it:

When a fire starts to burn
There's a lesson you must learn
Something Something then you'll see
You'll avoid catastrophe!