Do you guys realize Schnitzel is not a sausage? Schnitzel is flattened, breaded meat. My MIL is German and makes some of the best schnitzel ever!

i'm surprised that you guys didn't even link the past jalopnik article about my restoration of Griff's BMW from Back to the Future Part 2.. seeing as it was your lead image! I even posted my restoration pic and a link to the article.. but my submission never got approved!

Of course i'm going to say Griff's BMW!

This is what happens when Ken Block forcibly makes love to a pony. It gives birth to the automotive equivalent to Twisty the Clown. Fascinatingly dark and evil, and you can't wait to see what it will do.

Wasn't the Juke-R Built in secret by rogue engineers? Not exactly sanctioned by the company while they were doing it.

This song is my and my wife's "Get pumped" song.. when we need motivation to get up and do something, it comes in handy!

All i can think now is: "I want to fire cruise missiles at bus shelters!"

Love those Ixion wheels. Want for my '98 v70R

3rd row seats? front passenger seat fold flat forward?

Vey... D'oh!

If you don't already play with Lego, you are dead inside.

If you piss a lot of people off.. you must be doing something right..

Which Volvo? Tell me it's an R!

1978 Chevy Malbu Classic.

Worst. Doctor. Ever.

Here's your article: The sandwiches obtained the submarine name due to their popularity with the submarine builders at Electric Boat in Groton, CT.

Fatcat bragging rights, probably. Some people are so rich that they have no concept of money anymore.. so it doesn't matter.

Step 1: find project car that isn't all torn apart and is within 100 miles.

as long as you don't provide a path to ground you should be fine... just like airplanes what we clearly need here is flying cars.

Lol-Car: