This sums up a lot of these cars here.

"What can I do with it? I can't go nowhere with it."

Isn't that more like just a showcase for the monolithic to display different arrangements of their buildings? When you look at the buildings themselves on their own, they'r pretty outstanding, being very energy efficient and capable of withstanding mother nature's worst.

My BMW is not blown!! there's actually no opening in the hood under there.

yep...

i hear those things are pretty loud.

That'll buff right out.

Yesterday: Drunk-driving on a lonely rural road in remote parts of Ireland = Stupid.

i'm going with this. the suspension isn't raised like on an XC.

I mean really, how the hell do you steer that thing?

"I got the nose job because i wanted to express myself. i got the cheesegrater on my hood BECAUSE I HATE YOU"

Dad, I AM disappoint.

Take the hood off, make it a rumble seat!

My head-voice when reading any automotive review is his voice, not my own!

shame/embarrasment

Has anyone brought up a point about bringing your helmet yet? No? oh, well then...

Also, funny story.. when my wife was in ROTC and had to get onto base, the first time when registering your vehicle they are supposed to go through the car thoroughly. This was done by PINKERTON security, and yet.. even these "Pros" failed to know that the table and compartment were there, they never checked! I guess…

Sometimes it's not even the owner "talking" but when i see "Type-R" stickers and a fart can on a Honda, it makes me want to facepalm. "VTEC kicked in, Yo!"

My wife had a 2001 CRV and the picnic table was pretty cool, especially since barely anyone knew about it, it was useful for hiding things under.. things that are sparkly and go kaboom!

Soo... Feline Baumgartner?