Wife’s dog ate entire box of pancake mix. Her mouth was stuck together for a while but we couldn’t give her any water or else she’d expand.

As an accountant I can tell you that the accounting in this movie is about as accurate to real life as any show or movie you’ve seen where someone writes for a magazine in a giant office with posters of their cover stories all around them.

An old man autograph-seeker gave me a picture of Jimmy Rollins to get signed at a spring training game when I was a kid. I said thanks, got it signed, and walked away, oblivious to the fact that I brilliantly ruined his plan to use me.

They’re building a new stadium right now so I assume that will have better scoreboards/screens. But, when you have a game with no breaks long enough for fans to get bored, you don’t really need much.

IIRC this rule change (or something very similar) DID increase touchbacks in college football. That’s most likely because not enough college kickers are good enough to take advantage properly? Or because college coaches don’t trust their kickoff coverage teams?

Here’s my first team, where I started Rex Grossman over Tom Brady in a two-week championship game. He scored -7 points and I lost by 6.

They take a dive after 2014 when a) Bruce injured his knee and b) Billy Hamilton started playing center (and covering half of right field). So there is both a possible explanation to back up the statistics or refute them.

By playing sub-Nelson Cruz level defense, according to the advanced stats.

I believe Stan Van Gundy is the best coach in the NBA.

1995 NBA Finals, rooting for Orlando and crying. My parents told me they would have plenty of chances, but we know how that turned out. Watching This Magic Moment just made me relive all the pain.

I’m a big proponent of the Croakies. Sure I probably look like a superdouche, but I live in Florida so I don’t stand out. They truly are the height of sunglasses convenience.