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Jeff Bee
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You left out the "Bring the manual-transmission, diesel-powered, rear-wheel drive station wagon here, then we'll talk. But I'll still drive a Civic."

Here is my synopsis of every Jalop post on anything related to German automobiles: Blah blah blah unreliable pieces of garbage that cost too much to repair and too much to purchase but the soulless, outdated, poorly designed from an aesthetic standpoint Japanese car that I own is sooo reliable that I can trash all

"The CLA may not end up luring in younger buyers as much as originally thought."

Ok smartass...

Doors should always open automatically when you pull the handle. Whenever in my friend's civic it is extremely unsettling when you pull the handle and the door doesn't open until you unlock it with the electric button. Doors should ALWAYS unlock when you pull the handle. When I'm cruising on the highway (or trapped

I almost never use my fullsize dodge truck for hauling. Im 23, a relatively average size dude at 5'10", and other then a small toolbox I almost never have anything in the bed. Occasionally (at the pump) I am tempted to peruse a more modern, efficient and fitting vehicle. But then I jump inside, turn the key, listen to

Of course. I don't see why it's a big mystery to Raphael.

It seems pretty obvious. The train passed, the lights went out and the crossing barrier went up. The guys were standing on the platform, which forced it down and out of the drivers line of sight. Driver pulls forward to go through the crossing, and for some reason the platform comes up, but the driver is already

I hate that plastic bit on the XJ anyway.

So many tests and licenses needed in the world, yet still none for becoming parents.

Shoulda had insurance.

In the UK, to legally own a vehicle you need to either A. have it insured, or B. file a Statutory Off Road Notice(SORN). (Not sure what happens if you file a SORN and drive on the road.) If they check their database and think you don't have insurance they can ask you to show them your insurance card. If you can't,

I'm not a motorcycle rider, and I get as annoyed as the next driver when a bunch of them are being jerkoffs on the highway. But why did the cop tackle the guy? He wasn't trying to get back on his bike, he wasn't running and he didn't appear to be aggressive toward the officer. Again, coming from a non-biker, I cannot

I don't know about the rest of you but I am very, very relieved the barge was pulled from the river.

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Hey if we're showing tasteless car ads that depict a poor image of their owners

Beat up and had Chris Brown in it? Sounds like Rihanna, am I right? Huh?

Hmmm, one faulty unit, and you fail them all? That is an improper statistical analysis. Maybe if you wiped the Hoagie jism off your fingers before fondling the CF card, it may have worked.

That's not an actual LaFerrari, it's Super Replica's $30,000 version. They fooled you good!!!

This one looks like it might be a 1986 base model. I've owned 3 Preludes: an '86 Si, '88 Si, and '91 Si ALB (Anti-Lock Brakes). The '91 was my favorite by far, but it came at a cost; I bought the car from a used car lot on a Friday, and drove it around all weekend, flying down every curvy road I could find. The car is

George, you're the only person in the universe that cares about Saabs.