"But I don't care because Aston wagon."

well said.    Kinja AND the all new Jalopnik website both suck.

Geez, this is the most vomit inducing video on the net.  The assholes constant babbling is bad enough, but the awful camera angle, the risk taking, the disregard for others—it's all too much.   Is North America (and I mean ONLY Canada and 'Merica) the only place on earth where such shenanigans don't go unpunished? …

I'm still trying to figure out why the picture has all those numbers all over it.  When you click on one, it doesn't actually zoom in or enlarge the area.  WTF?  This is a stupid feature and I hope Jalopnik's everywhere write in and let you guys know that you made a boo-boo.  No harm in trying something new, but it's…

I love the pic of the rust around the vinyl roof, yet the owner is protecting his dashboard and leather seats with that windscreen sunblocker. Anybody else thinking about that B52's song!? Loveshack!

I recently read an article about how MINI has lost their way. UH, Hello? If any company has lost there way it's Mercedes. The CLA is awful. It cheapens the whole brand. Like another commenter said, it's way over-styled.

At the NAIAS, Honda displayed a 2.4 litre V6 racing engine. Now that would be an improvement to a Vette!! (how cool is a turbo-driven alternator)!?

Clicked the JOY TO BEHOLD link and wow, this car is definitely ROUGH. What's so hard about replacing the door speaker grills? Especially for the photoshoot before posting it for sale? The whole car looks like a backyard fucktard kind of mekanik did the work.

How likely is it that the Dad actually 'owns' the house or the Cayenne? It's all owned by bankers and finance companies, right?

That clip on thermometer is touching the bottom of the pan. That's a no-no as it will give an inaccurate reading. The oil should be 365 F. Less than that and the oil seeps into the food, making it less healthy. Proper oil temp is key to deep frying.

900,000 Million. NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND MILLION? wtf is that?

hahaha, great observation, Goat!

I love the ending. Cars used... Mercury Cougar!! That ain't no cougar, Pa! That's a Mercury LN7. Sister of the Escort EXP.

I have no idea why Jalopnik would publicize this stupidity. Get YOUR head out of your ass. This isn't news nor is it newsworthy. Tomorrow, will you be posting about this man's arrest or murder? That just might be newsworthy.

Well, at least "its was fun."

The new IS is a good looking car, and to say that about a Toyota product is rare (IMO). But this is hideous. That C pillar has BLINDSPOT written all over it!

hahaha, who the hell uses the parking brake when parking? Especially in an automatic car!!

hahaha, JESSE!

Great words, dude. Well said!

I'm a true and true Honda guy. I tell everyone that little known fact about my and all other Honda's, yet somehow, I didn't think of that for this article. Thanks!