Watching Deadspin shit their pants makes Trump’s win just a little easier to live with...

Say it Barry, Brady is the best. Just day it...

Moskovitz is thwarted once again ....

you can’t appropriate something you own or won or took- in battle....

they are white. Literally

angry little blogger (who works for Hulk’s Dick) keeps attacking older woman journalist, author - in fact, everything he’s not!

the lack of self realization in the article and the headline is almost funny - but the players are so marginal and unimportant that it’s not even worth the laugh...

white homosexual forgets he’s white...

not quite - it’s a different buzz, but I love having them around

that’;s insane or you’re an idiot - or both

Tom Ley is the official Deadspin DICKS AND BALLS go to guy...AKA Secret Fag

if you use sex to sell your product - like Grande does, it sounds funny to hear her bitch about objectification...

you have to go to a real newspaper to get the news:

being raped is a life changing event. Making up a rape is just stupid...

and if these terrible things don’t come to pass - what then?

just remember this when someone is fired for calling Trump an orangutan... 

ah, the old Gawker Circle Jerk...

when someone who looks barely over 30 writes this kind of nonsense, you just have to laugh - you know when you know you’ll be alone forever? when you crack 50 or so and no one even knows - or cares , if you’re alive...

oh look, another massive column explaining why joking about murder is okay when aimed at certain people. Now, had this same professor wore the wrong Halloween costume or been caught lip syncing the N word in his favorite hip hop anthem, O’Connor would be calling for his head...go fuck your mother