A man's got to have a code.

White supremacist versus white nationalist. I do Nazi the difference.

Making a Woody Allen reference, yikes. Was the juxtaposition unintentional? Intentional?

Porgnosis Negative

Normally, I think these Twitter rants are contrived, silly, and stupid. But Ryan Adams laid out some pretty solid burns that made me LOL. Good stuff.

Maybe he meant N.E.R.D. He wants Pharrell to return to his roots.

I am a HUGE Beatles fan. I can't tell you all the ridiculous minor things I've sought out and listened to over the years. They are the best band ever, hands down.

For some reason, my brain red "Princess Leia Documentary." I was much more interested then than I am now.

Look out! He's got a nug!

I've always found the arrangement in Pancreas to be nearly as brilliant as actual Brian Wilson in his prime. It's phenomenal.

Would that it were so simple.

You can't discuss post-Potter Radcliffe without mentioning the brilliant A Young Doctor's Notebook with John Hamm. Hysterical.

My four courses would have been four bowls of different Star Wars-themed cereals. You can't beat cereal.

Hook was a critical disaster? WTF? I had no idea. That is honestly one of my favorite kids/family movies ever, and I have watched it with my young kids several times, and they love it, too. It's funny, clever, has fun action, a great arc, several great performances, a magical world feel to it, and several classic…

"Snooty, beam him down." It's SNOTTY, dammit!

"now informally known as the 'slave Leia' bikini." What? Huh? No. Have you not seen Friends? It's known as "Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini."

Oh shit. There goes the planet.

I'm ashamed how long it took me to get the Radiohead reference. I'm an idiot.

How'd they get the guy from Saw to do Batman's voice? Great get.