Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day

MUST. FIND. SOMETHING. TO. POINT. OUT. TO. PROVE. MY. SUPERIOR. INTELLECT. OVER. YOUUUUUUUUUU

Oh the fear of changes...

well, as a lifeguard, it would make life dangerous wearing a suit to work.

I thought the answer was going to be automatic transmission fluid, then a follow up article in a week or two about how to remove ATF from the surfaces of your house.

“Nobody in the field was questioning his conclusions, so we didn’t either.”

Can confirm. First thing I noticed about the shower in the apartment me and mrs. mcdonut are moving to is that there is no obvious place to put the drink in this new shower.

Do you eat shrimp? They are pretty much just sea cockroaches.

If you’re dealing with a lot of bugs or spiders in your place, and you’re not opposed to using insecticides, I’ve found that Ortho Home Defense MAX Insect Killer for Indoor & Perimeter works pretty well. But that stuff probably isn’t ideal if you have pets or children around.