Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day

MUST. FIND. SOMETHING. TO. POINT. OUT. TO. PROVE. MY. SUPERIOR. INTELLECT. OVER. YOUUUUUUUUUU

Good one. At first I thought your review was garbage, but now, after you’ve corrected that insult, I realize that I was wrong the whole time. Great review, keep up the good work.

So what your saying is Google’s new earbuds require the latest phone to do to utilize the latest software. And they’re not cordless because they have a string between them that can rest on your neck and keep them from vanishing. You realize it’s not the buds that are doing the translating, but the app on your phone,…

Oh the fear of changes...

This is not mine but the article made me remember it and I think it’s worth sharing:

*Fatigue limit.

It’s been a long while since we’ve had a good old fashioned Jesus Diaz-style Apple-fellating. Now with extra ball cuppage. Thanks for bringing it back.

Yeah, but your odds of resurrection are 1 in 107 billion.

I don’t give a fuck what science does or doesn’t prove. I’ll take 70 years of hamburgers, steaks, shrimp, barbecue, ribs, turkey bacon, and chicken sandwiches over 90 years of avocado toast and steamed cauliflower all damn day.

‘white dudes get shit done’

well, as a lifeguard, it would make life dangerous wearing a suit to work.

How long is that dude’s dick that she’s able to give him head while keeping hers at shoulder level?

...whatever.

I think you mean Sad-turday.

I thought the answer was going to be automatic transmission fluid, then a follow up article in a week or two about how to remove ATF from the surfaces of your house.

The unasked question of how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tom Cruise tootsie pop?

I got Anthrax in the mid 90s. Right before I got Iron Maidened. Twas amazing.

This is probably less of a Facebook needs better algorithms and more of a Lindsey needs better counseling.