> a former WWE golden child and his brother (Cody and Dustin Rhodes)

Have YOU read Watchmen? Because there is definitely some humor in it.

Have you ever seen Jeff Goldblum? Normal human is about the last thing anyone would describe him as. Hell, he’s pretty borderline just on the “human” part.

Pretty safe assumption, given that this fanfiction wa 99% focused on the Prime trilogy, with the other games barely rating as an afterthought.

I think this articles gives way too much weight to the Prime trilogy. The events of the other games seem a bit too tacked on, like the auther got done writing his fanfiction about the Prime trilogy and suddenly rememberd there were four other games that he wanted to tack on as well.