jeff-lewis
TheCentralScrutinizer
jeff-lewis

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Spoken like someone who’s never tried to wrangle, let alone produce, a child. They’re like greased pigs, except no greased pig was ever as wily and mischievous as a four-year-old... and if the little suckers should also manage to get their Cheerio-holes around some sugar? Forget it — trank ‘em and throw ‘em in the SUV