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I don’t think these have the intended effect when plugged into a goat’s rectum.

Lucas needed someone other than Rick McCallum producing with him. Rick is a yes man and ass kisser, and Lucas needed Gary Kurtz to ground him. As problematic as the prequels were to some extent (and I don't dislike them nearly as much as some), they were still more interesting than the rehash of The Force Awakens.

Now I’m imagining a Pinnochio reboot...with Jiminy Cricket voiced by Jason Statham.

Will Smith playing Will Smith... If only they let him sing his own theme song.

what’s his weakness?

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Batman literally killed one person. The rest was in the Knightmare sequence. Dramatic much.

This troublesome blaze is currently burning near Big Sur and the Angeles National Forest east of the Santa Clarita Valley, about 30 miles from downtown Los Angeles.

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please. Show the WHOLE thing. And FUCK PLASTIC BOTTLES.

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It was an April Fool spoof for SodaStream.

Holy shit, how have I not seen this!? Also, they have a webpage! Go to it, click “Get Heavy Bubbles” in the upper right corner. I spit pop all over my monitor.

I am forever getting my wife and daughters mixed up

Buggrit, millennium hand and shrimp.

??? Looks like my comments are getting more stars than yours in this thread...so...okay

1. Aren’t there tax benefits for filing jointly?? I wouldn’t be conning them by not taking advantage of those tax benefits.

It’s the same reason people can get across New York City or Los Angeles in just a scene transition in shows and movies: because characters sitting in traffic isn’t interesting.

Side note: Yonshakudama translates to four shaku ball. A shaku is a Japanese unit of measure roughly a foot but more precisely 11.93" or 30.3cm. Most traditional items in Japan are measured in shaku, temples, rooms, tatami mats, etc. Japanese fireworks are defined by their dimensions, a "sun" (pronounced sue-n) being