I’m going to have an open casket funeral out of spite, in that case.

Jalopnik Writer Found Dead in Ritual Killing.

Jason Torchinsky, writer for the popular internet car site Jalopnik, was found dead this morning, in what appears to be a ritual killing. His eyes were removed and put on his forehead, and a Lightning McQueen Hot Wheels stuffed in his mouth. Authorities have not…

You should have seen his pit crew.

Boy would it be nice if we civilian off-road enthusiasts had access to such machinery—it would make our mud-pit extraction operations a heck of a lot more interesting.

When I was a teen, through a strange sequence of life events that would take too long to explain, I ended up living with a friend and his father and brothers in a very small (pop. 156) northeastern Colorado town, with absolutely nothing to do. So a big part of our lives was spent doing crazy stuff with vehicles. One…

Five good guesses?

Okay, so David, these folks had every reasonable reason to kick you and your Jeeps to the curb. So, instead, they invite you over to have fried chicken and offer you their own back yard for hooning. Never mind the fact they haven’t hired someone to murder you after buying the Accord from Hell off of you.

There is only…

The Mustang will have some serious competition foraging for people to mow down leaving C&C

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

Wire mesh grilles made out of Home Depot gutter guard material. To make it worse, I did it to two different cars.

All the utility of a Miata with the handling prowess of a Vitara.

I look at the dings and dents like stars and aches and pains on a person. I’m 38, putting-off a hip replacement, have early arthritis in both knees, ankles and wrists, compressed vertebrae and neither shoulder works quite as designed. Yes, every morning kind of sucks getting-up but I know every scar and ache has a…