As long as they’re both consenting adults, who tf are you to judge?

This is good stuff. As someone who is fascinated by horse racing but largely ignorant to the details of its ins-and-outs, this is enormously compelling. Thanks for this.

PUSSY COW...PUSSY COW...PUSSY COOOW!!!!

“I wrote some innocuous thing in 1789 that was just supposed to be about militias and muskets, and now none of these other asshats in heaven will let me live it down.”