Don’t be “that commenter.”

I think you take things a bit too personally.

Vernon’s apparently been doing that to new teammate Jason Pierre-Paul, but it’s admittedly a lot easier to knock things out of his hand (singular).

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

When people complain about Cam, I can never figure out what they want out of a player. Passionate and aggressive like Brady? Shilling for companies constantly like Manning? Having a signature move after a big play like Rogers?

It’s also illegal to leave your feet while making a tackle.

Wait, the fact they were lepers and discriminated against elsewhere was an urban legend? I thought that was a super obvious part of the story.

Boyz 2 Men has to be the winner.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

Well done. I have to admit, the first few words of your post made me think to myself “Christ. This tool is gonna defend Tomsula by pointing out how much money he wrangled from Niners’ management” and then you swung and made hard, clean contact.

I have no idea about the mashed potatoes but $14 mil would get Jimbo 824K bags of Jack Link's Original Beef Jerky.

Bonus: Costco-brand instant mashed potatoes doubles as a layer of insulation for your car, coat, or refrigerator box!

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL COACH!” *slams playbook and runs out of meeting room*

Two Christmases!

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

as a giants fan i love the way you guys play in superbowls

move on

theres better things to life then the miracle in the meadowlands

you people and joe buck are the reason we cant have nice things

And then Jerry Reese did the same thing? Right?