I’m glad you apologized at the start, cause you write terribly.

Perfect. You repurposed the reaction and general smarm of Goddell

July 31, 2011: Announced he had been diagnosed with Boarderline Personality Disorder, and has been undergoing treatment to understand and manage his condition ever since.

You do know they released Ni No Kuni 1 for the ps3 already years ago right? And it was wonderful.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Off-topic

I’m an associate attorney at a large family law firm. I spend an inordinate amount of time (for which I’m billing) combing through facebook and instagram profiles looking for bad shit my client’s ex and my client post on the internet.

I’m not sure!

WHAT! i didn’t know that!

It’s all great until the cart tries to murder everyone.

“Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed..., eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing ‘Hallelujah.’”

Emmitt Smith tried that once.

Yeah. Weird that teams who take QBs high in the first round don’t already have a future Hall of Famer who never gets hurt.

It’s actually really good advice, if you only wear your jeans once a month to places where there's no chance of getting dirt on them and don't engage in any activities which might make you sweat.

Whoa whoa whoa, are you really staking out the position that swinging is more weird than watching your cousin get it on?

I yelled at play-by-play announcer Joe Buck, and tweeted about Joe Buck, throughout the baseball playoffs that just ended. (Go Royals.) He is still much better at his job than I would be. I’m still allowed to resent him.

They would be extremely wrong. No way kobe gets close to this stat line

Lakers fans in denial: “At least he’s still better than MJ when he played for the Wizards...”

Yeah, he shouldn’t have grabbed/pushed him like that. But Jesus Christ, strength-and-c0nditioning guy, know your place. You’re the coaching equivalent of a long-snapper when it comes to game day. Chill.