It's a good thing they're saying Washington instead, because if there's one thing Washington was known for, it's tolerance and understanding of the native people of America.

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

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Don't cut yourself, being so edgy.

Plus, it doesn't fit with the prosecutors actions when they DROPPED the charge against Janay Rice and ELEVATED the one against Ray Rice. That, alone, should have informed them there was more to this than what they claim to have known.

Any counselor, cop, attorney experienced in domestic violence issues or anyone with a modicum of common sense could have and should have told the NFL that victims will often blame themselves, defend their abusers, and even change their stories

"Ignorance is not a suitable defense."

Whether or not he even saw the video, with what we knew before it was released, what makes that knowledge only earn him a 2 game suspension? That's the real issue here. Suppose she had simply "passed out" in the elevator - HE STILL DRAGGED AN UNCONSCIOUS WOMAN OUT OF AN ELEVATOR (not even all the way out!!) AND LEFT…

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

Crush level: Knope.

It's the year 2014 and TMZ has more credibility than the NFL. Well done Roger.

If you can translate Berman's boozy drivel into English, please take a shot.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

Didn't he get kicked out of school for killing the quarterback and then beating the tar out of his roommate and roommate's friends in a drunken rage?

Hekking: Holy shit, is that building on fire? I've got to go out there and see if I can help!

He's real!

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Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!