With all due respect, I hate you.

Wow, kinda unfair to have a discussion about domestic violence without the input of women... Or in this case, actual human beings.

Here's a movie line for ya ... "Lighten up, Francis!"

Pardon me if I'm misunderstanding, but watchin football with girls sounds awesome.

And RACI2T for calling him a "pet monkey."

1. I HATE DEREK JETER BECAUSE HE GAVE NOTICE FOR HIS RETIREMENT!

You know Drew would totally bite the pillow for Jeter

Drew, don't be bitter. You had no way of knowing not to consume the Edible Arrangements basket despite the fact it was rattan and had a label which read "Do Not Eat"

Black Vulca, Black Lightning, Black Racer, Nu'Bia, Abraham Brown, Black Panther, The Black Musketeers, Bling, Charcoal, Doorman, Rage, Vixen, Afrikaa, Freedom Beast.

Falcon, Darwin, Angel Salvadore, Blink, METEOR MAN

Luke Cage, who they ARE making a Netflix series out of.

Storm?
Blade?
Spawn?

Anybody who wants a Black Widow movie (I'm actually ambivalent because I don't think they've built her up as a character that can carry a movie in this universe), better see Lucy three or four times.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

My dad recently died of lymphoma so this really hits home. If putting Chris Berman on TV will cure cancer once and for all, then I'm all for doing the right thing and not putting Chris Berman on TV.

"Maybe I'm missing the point of the article. But I don't think that ESPN is sinking, I think it is rising faster than ever."

If you enjoy First Take I dont expect you to see the point on anything.

"Bayless and Smith are such great orators that it is actually entertaining just watching them, no matter what they are saying. "