they forgot commas relax

Funny how adequate man has turned into "rich woman brags about herself endlessly"...but, good for you, I guess?

the other guys is HILARIOUS, and he was one of the funniest parts of the whole movie...

Everyone says they hate Pitbull. But if you're hanging with Pitbull and he's passing out vodka bottles and commanding ladies to dance around you, you WILL have a real good time.

"How to talk to girls on Twitter."

Next up - Victoria's Secret fashion show ruined due to the company's "Angels" being replaced by plus-sized Hanes models so as to not hurt anyone's feelings.

You see! Women can totally contribute meaningful, non-cliched commentary to a sports site. See?! SEE!! Deadspin GETS FEMALE SPORTS FANS. 100%.

not alone. It's a GREAT show. One of the few things (I have cable, not directtv) I consistently watch on nbcsn on a daily basis (before I leave for work, then throw it on the radio - I live on the west coast)

Stick to being a hater. It's an ugly look for you to defend Tom Brady, in any respect. Hell, didn't YOU post an article just last week reminding us all to root against the Pats no matter what?

well NO WONDER you don't like it...Dentity is the cheap market brand knockoff. The game you meant to play is called "Destiny."

you guys gotta tone down the myriad fake news stories sponsored by digiorno's...it's getting ridiculous

Reporters hating on Marshawn for doing what he does is about as short-sightedly arrogant as members of the media writing articles/giving reports regarding the media as though they're somehow separate from it.

that makes no sense...they're both viacom properties!

YAY FOR CLASSIC SPONGEBOB SHOUT-OUTS! And no, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.

And the first female-written article I've ever read on deadspin is about...said female grinding on a professional athlete. Progressive.

I want a Stephen Amell reaction video to this awesome badassery and I want it NOW.

Sorry you got caught, Gerry. Next time don't jerk off while working.

I used to love the guy. Then he recently came out and, without actually seeing Interstellar, basically said Kip Thorne didn't understand the physics of a phenomenon that KIP THORNE HIMSELF HELPED DEFINE. Just comes off as old and bitter now.

Biodegradable food items are not littering. Goddamn it, people. This is why everyone makes fun of us. Seems like the guy at least takes the time to make sure the peel won't land in the road when he throws it, so no potential slippage may occur.

Good call, good call. Don't bite the hand that feeds.