He never wears a shirt. Never wears shoes. How has he not died from lack of service?

“Dude, bro, sick save on that hack.”

I’m not a huge Will Ferrell fan, but I love John C. Reilly. I think he is the actor that really brings out Will’s best comedy. I got to meet JCR a few months ago, actually, when he came into the museum I work at. We knew beforehand that he was coming, so I brought my autograph guitar and he signed it as Dewey Cox.

I’ll always be fond of the Jaguars for beating Pittsburgh in the 2007 playoffs, in Pitt, because fuck the Steelers.

So did John Lennon, and he’s Mr Peace and Love. He ditched his first kid too.

Damn, this is good writing.

that is all.

His obsession with YOUNG women, as detailed in that SI piece that was linked to yesterday, is disturbing. I get a 40 year old dude wanting to get with 20 somethings. I mean, I don’t share the impulse (because 20 somethings are beyond annoying), but I get it. But when he’s showing up with a 15 year old on his arm?…

Interesting story. She has a strong sock game, too.

The Browns may not win the Super Bowl this year. They might not be AFC champs. They might not even take their division. But with RG3, they’re bound to overthrow somebody.

Why your team sucks

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

This is very courageous of her to speak out. Good for her. If only Michigan’s defense were as strong.

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

(from a year ago) Stoops reiterated his desire to give second chances while also expressing a staunch belief that violence “should not be tolerated.”

Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

Bruh bruh:

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