We get 480 days of paid leave. 660 if you have twins. 390 days with about 80% of your salary (up to a cap) and 90 days with a small allowance. 90 days are reserved for each parent, if they don’t use them they can’t be transferred to the other parent and are forfeited. You don’t have to use the benefits consequently or…

Question for dudes who are partners to ladies who have had children:

i am also on the spectrum and have anxiety issues as well--i wonder if that would effect my baseline as in the same way? i’ve never had the opportunity to try a polygraph, but it would be fascinating i think.

“Okay, I’m seeing.... the word eight. Does the word eight mean anything to you? Wait.... I’m getting more! I’m getting a picture of pizza... but it’s not cooked, it’s dough, pizza dough.... it’s becoming clearer now. Dough...eight.... DONATE! Your father wants you to donate all of your money to me!

🎶 housewives intro music plays 🎶

parthenogenesis and viviparous.

He was only off by two feet.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

I would say about as awkward as your mom posting a picture of you and your sister naked with angel wings as children on twitter to celebrate you walking on said catwalk.

You’d never know judging by all the 3 am tweets.