Some news:

I guess I’m just oblivious. I thought Excalibur was pretty universally beloved, at least in the pantheon of Arthurian movies!

Honestly, after the last ~5 years, I’m not at all sure that a strange woman lying in a pond distributing a sword would be worse than what we have now. Who knows what factors she takes into consideration? She may be picking the best person for the job.

I hope the movie has the time to explain why strange women lying in ponds and distributing sword is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from the mandate of the masses; not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t just expect to weird supreme executive power just because some watery…

What’s the difference between a bag of cocaine and Clapton’s 4-year-old son? He never let a bag of coke fall off a high-rise balcony.

what a piece of shit. 

My preference for the next James Bond is Dan Stevens, best known as Matthew Crawley in Downton Abbey. Go watch The Guest, currently available on Netflix, for confirmation.

No, Elon, the CyberTruck looks like it was designed by an early-’80s SFX artist’s idea of what a truck designed by aliens from the future would look like. There is a difference.

Ahaha. Here you go:

Come on, Jill, what the hell?  How are you gonna go and just causally mention you’ve got a “No Fate” tattoo with nary a picture in sight?  Don’t tease, let’s see the ink!

I’m not sneering at all. I’m being lighthearted. KOTOR and Dragon Age are two of my all-time favourite games. Also, PoE1 was great.

The Diarrhea Incident sounds like late 70's Robert Ludlum.

At last, bad a rom-com that you did not think was secretly good. And all it took was Gigli.

Wait, back up, hold up.

*reads the last sentence* Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I seem to be taking this a lot less seriously than some because I enjoyed this episode. Plus, of COURSE Loki would fall in love with himself. As for a sympathetic Loki, he has been portrayed so many different ways in the MCU that this doesn’t trouble me at all. After all, even the “Sacred Timeline” Loki got a…

Can’t imagine what he’s going through. I hope they find her safe and soon.

If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.