The commercial breaks, as you can see in a compilation upload, aren’t exactly made in the same spirit as the horror movie they interrupt.

That is incorrect. Nobody in the Ukrainian government would be considered a “public official” under that act and neither would the President of the United States.

Please. It should have been called ‘Rambo Number 5’

I refuse to acknowledge that a “poop towel” is something a real person actually uses.

Keep in mind also that you don’t need to subscribe to cable to watch it and I’d say that the author’s statement holds.

Thanks! Sounds like that steamer is a pita.

I remember the 59/79/99 spiel. Around that time, they came out with the “volcano taco” which was a specially-seasoned taco meat that was actually spicy. It was wonderful. Ad campaign was a guy saying, “They’re hot, man,” while people’s faces turned red from the heat. Then it went away for a while, and when it came back…

I’d rather go to Taco John’s anyway unless I’m getting something free at TB.

I can assure you, almost to a person, you ask the employees which item they’re most glad to be rid of, and it’s the Meximelt, it’s a pain in the butt to make.

Yeah. And the article says the DD taco premiered in 2011, which can’t possibly be right. I wonder if they meant 2001. 

And the movie that insisted that a peaceful society was agin human nature so people would all turn into Injun cannibals.

I dunno, I laughed at “you know how hard he is to catch.” I feel bad about laughing at it, but that’s one of the weird things about comedy.  

Ego Nwodim sounds like a bad anagram of somebody’s real name.

This is what I was wondering. I understand how Trumpublicans can say Trump’s improved things (by cutting taxes and appointing judges), but what could she possibly point to as evidence he’s done great things for women?

Further, I don’t think he’s even old enough to have been there in 1999, certainly not as an adult.

I must add to the Joe vs. the Volcano love. One of my all-time favorite films. It’s impossible to come up with a favorite scene in it, but one that I find myself quoting most often is the steamer trunk purchase:

I remember being really surprised when there were kids who looked to be around 8 at the showing of RoboCop I went to back in the 80's. I saw them happily sitting there before the film started, and thought “Should they be at an R-rated film?” Then Weller got his fucking arm blown off and basically blown to bits and I wa…

It’s not like he was working late nights in a lab.

It’s inconceivable because crusty old professors are petty as fuck.

I think all the reality shows basically boil down to viewers picking the contestants that they like and choose to root for and the contestants that they don’t like and root against. It doesn’t matter what the subject matter is—The Bachelor, Survivor, Face Off... people choose their favorites and hope they do well…