This is so true; I’ve read a couple blog posts from Trump supporters who are saying they were ecstatic over his G7 performance. They also see it as Trump playing 4 dimensional chess—he’s going to fix the tariff imbalance (the U.S. taxes imports at about 2.1% while Europe taxes our imports by 2.8%... which is…

Fox News masquerades as a trustworthy source with integrity, too—”Fair and Balanced.” And, quite sadly, a large audience believes it. This is merely anecdotal, but I’ve had several people tell me they won’t believe something unless it’s on Fox News. And they weren’t loony alt-right nutcases, just regular people who…

They’re ok with it because they very strongly believe the following things:

Well, this just makes me wonder if Care Bears incest porn involves the Care Bears having sex with each other (are they even related?), or set at a time when they all have children.

Dibs on Penelope Cruz and Scarlet Johansson!

Except that he wasn’t denying it based on their sexual orientation.

I continue to hold out hope Disney will test the horror genre waters with Willrow Hood: I Scream, Maker.

I think it can sustain yearly interest, but it clearly can’t sustain 2 movies in 5 months like the Marvel franchise. (Especially when it’s an origin story for somebody who doesn’t need one and it’s released so close to other huge releases that leech the same audience.) It was smart for Disney to carve out mid-December…

“He’s more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.”

I’ll go to bat for Superman versus the Kryptonians in Smallville

Tell me again how the action filmmaking in MAN OF STEEL isn’t as good as it is in THE AVENGERS. Then tell me how you don’t understand visual filmmaking.

You must be really special if you can serenely go about your business while someone screams their head off at the next table or doesn’t stop kicking the back of your seat on a plane. Somebody should give you an award or something. 

Teaser trailer for The Force Awakens. Everything’s slightly ominous and then the Main Theme starts playing and the goddamn Millenium Falcon starts flying for the first time since 1983 and I totally lost it. Sobbed like a damn baby. There are few instances in life, especially as you hit the upper 40s, where you get to…

Coppola’s Dracula was pretty good, even with Keanu’s ridiculous accent. (But you’re right about the Frank Langella version, it’s great—I managed to convince my parents to take me to see it when it first came out, which is amazing because I was 9. They covered my eyes during the sexy bits.)

I’m kinda shocked that they renewed it. It doesn’t even show up in the top 25 cable show ratings for the day it airs. It can’t beat Tosh.o or Chrisley Knows Best or even The Ingraham Angle. FX must want to keep Hawley happy.

The one-paragraph episode summaries on the season 2 Wikipedia page are helpful—here’s a link.

Yeah, this is why I’m just not as into it this year as last year. It just seems like a ton of visually interesting wheel-spinning where nothing going on matters very much. Nothing that was planted in prior episodes is paying off at all. With a few exceptions, nobody seems to react to anything like an actual human being…

As someone who doesn’t follow basketball, I am immensely disappointed this article wasn’t about an unexpected giant erection J.R. Smith experienced during the game and how announcers responded to it. “Look at the size of that thing!” “That’s no moon...” “Smith is REALLY happy to be in the playoffs.” “Dios mio! Es eso…

That reminds me of Hooper and Banky’s faux argument in Chasing Amy during Comic Con:

That’s a good question. I can’t think of a single instance. I’m trying to remember if Saw Gerrera did at some point in Rogue One, but I don’t think so. There were a few black Bespin guards, but I don’t remember Lando talking to them in Empire.