Or an “M” for Michelle! But now I’m just splitting hairs.

Dumb is too kind for Ashley Todd. Instead of carving a backwards B (for Barack) she could’ve cut an O (for Obama) into her face, which would not have appeared backwards.

Not too bright considering they’re the ‘master race’ and everything.

#NeverForget

To play devil’s advocate here, my reading was that he injured himself, and then decided to take advantage of his injury (and probably diminish his own embarrassment at cutting the shit out of himself) by making the false report.