This!

As usual Weird Al provides the best take possible.

I hope one day they accidentally set it to Leslie Nielson.

Make turtle jokes if you must, but McConnell is pretty fucking spry for someone who fought in the Civil War.  Until Congress is separated from their platinum-for-life healthcare plans, these parasites will outlive us all.

I strictly limit myself to only the dankest memes while driving, so I’m much safer than the rest of you bozos.

That is not a US market S10 Blazer.  At least the US market one had a more upright front end which fit the body better.  This front end looks like a Chinese knockoff.

Still kicking myself for not getting a HE HATE ME jersey...

Did he hit the bull with the next pitch and pick up the spare?

Puig, my friend!

Puig: destroyer!

Step 5: Spend the rest of your life in fear of the Arby’s Hit Squad always lurking just outside your peripheral vision, waiting for the perfect moment to punish you for your hubris.  They have the meats.

Step 1: Win prize.

“Differently condimented”

Never go full Worstcertertard

‘cause your catsup doesn't Kranch, and if it doesn't Kranch then it's no catsup of mine.

You can Kranch if you want to. You can leave catsup behind.

Remember kids if you use blackface in 1984 it should be brought up at all times. However, if you make comments about women and child rape from ten years ago that is ancient history and never should be mentioned again. I keep thinking there is no bottom for this nightmare and the last 72 hours happen. Oh can someone…

Stephanie Flowers is a perfect example of why downballot races matter so much. City councils and statehouses are where we can shut down bad policy in the womb and put a real check on power. I wish everyone watching that video would find one local race to pay attention to and a local candidate to support. These are the…

As someone whose first car was a 1981 Buick Regal Turbo coupe, I still haven’t forgiven GM for switching the Regal/Cutlass/Grand Prix to front wheel drive. THIS is the Cutlass that you would want for Radwood: