In theory, that new wrap sounds good. But in practice, I imagine its gonna follow the recent fast food wrap trend (really any food item) of it being being jokingly small and priced 2 dollars higher than what it should be
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I’d say the most controversial change is stuffing the game with microtransactions and live service bullshit in an effort to create a perpetual money machine for sex criminal executives.
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Happiest cities in America...if you have the money. Read more

Mike Pence claims that at an Iowa school, students need parental permission to get an Aspirin but the school nurse gives out gender transition plans without telling anyone. Read more

MI 2 is trash, MI3 is sort of like a rough draft of where the Missions Impossible movies would go after when better writers and directors got a hold of it.  Read more

I live within walking distance of several Mission Impossible 2 filming locations. I love many John Woo films (The Killer, Hardboiled, Face/Off). We had a great party back in 1994 at the island the finale would be filmed at. Which is why it pains me to say MI2 was easily the worst of the bunch. MI3 is so forgettable Read more

Use the leftover Boursin to stuff a couple of olives and then make yourself a dirty Martini. Read more

Later, a review of Depape’s social media activities by CNN revealed a history of posts spreading lies about the outcome of the 2020 election, transphobic posts, videos spreading right-wing conspiracy theories from the far-right MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, attacks on the Congressional Jan. 6 Committee, and racist Read more

How was the Impossible version? Did it come with bacon? Read more

Jesus take the wheel? Asking for a friend. The saddest part is that they (?) are still fucking brazen enough to be “tampering with witness testimony.” RIGHT now...Sorry lunatic loser and his Minions. (See the movie) Someone needs to see a jail, I have never heard of such shit as today. They/he directly encouraged and Read more

I saw it. She and her mother were simply doing their jobs. Then Trump and his followers made their lives a living hell. Read more

No one gives a flying fuck what you think.   Read more

Damn, I clicked as fast as possible and still missed my chance for this joke. Read more

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and Read more

Clearly this is just NASA trying to drum up interest in the director’s cut. Read more

It’ll all become clear when you put on your magic underpants. Read more

You are absolutely correct. It isnt.  Read more

Can we get a soda tax, already? Pop shouldn’t be cheaper to buy than milk or tea or bottled water or other less health-adverse beverages. Children shouldn’t be raised on enamel-destroying, caffeinated, carbonated, acidic sugar-water. Read more

holding a beer for up to 5 minutes without drinking any would be a challenge... Read more