I’d like to think he’d’ve been an angry, hostile drunk: What. are. you. looking. at. bitch. I. will. fuck. king. kill. you

AFTER THE FLEEEEEEESH

Bingo. C’mon, I remember that detail and it’s been years upon years. I think murdered GF was organizing the tenants too. 

“Turn left at the Dunkin Donuts. No, not that one, I meant the one 500ft down the road from it.” -Google Maps in New England

Or it’s because it just isn’t that well-written of a story.

You know what, I’ll say it.

Is it just me, or does that photo look like his head was taken off & put on backwards?

GodDAMN do white people hate themselves some black folks.

There is no guarantee Dems will win the House and/or Senate. We need to get involved - donate, calls, hit the streets. Sitting back and hoping the GOP is just going to implode is NOT going to be enough.

Gronk only pawn in game of holistic therapy.

It really is a great meme

Steak fries are awesome.

Canadian farmers just over the border from his farm make almost twice that much. (American farmers made about $25 per 100 pounds of milk in 2014.) That’s because Canada has a quota system—and higher retail milk prices—that help its dairy farmers earn a better living

andre the giant

Usagi yojimbo=the best cosplay.

It’s been so many years, but I knew every note of that performance. (The summer this came out on HBO or Showtime or whatever, it was on near-repeat. I would watch the east coast feed then rotate the satellite dish to watch the west coast feed 2 hrs later. I was a latch-key kid stuck at home in the summers by myself…

“She belongs in a museum!”

Seth Rogen would be a HORRENDOUS Centauri. Michael Caine, on the other hand.....