“There is NOTHING more debilitating as a parent than thinking your kid is finally asleep, only to have them cry the second you attempt to escape and get some rest of your own. It takes years off your life.”

That’s a felony? Fuck this country.  I thought we were free!

hahahahahahahah

Yes! Why did this stop?!?!

I often just say J instead of Jeremy because anytime I say Jeremy I almost always get asked how it’s spelled and they never do it correctly even when I say so and then I get handed a cup with nonsense on it and it’s so awkward.  

+1 for royalism beef with Burger King

+1 for hot & ready take!

This is pure gold!

I just came here to point out that Trump is totally rockin the “Martin Shkreli face” in that picture

star for Morlocks!

this never gets old!

I came here to mention this! Thank you for doing so!

I miss this coffee soda!

God has nothing to do with any of it

+1 gold star

Jersey #14 should be ranked #1

Good

It’s so bad. He really needs a person close to him to pull him aside, and explain to him what an absolute mess his shit dirt wannabeard is.

It can’t rain all the time

That song is incredible!!!!