Thank you! Thank you so much! This story is terrible!

he spells worse than he drives!

Correct!

I saw COME AND SEE in college in a Holocaust film course

BEST CARTOON EVER!!!!

YES!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

It'd have to be a really effective "Scared Straight" program, right?

it's such a bad movie. So bad. So very very bad.

Wow

white pants and football = stupid idea

wow!

"At Jalopnik, we work hard so you don't have to."

First Contact is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!

what is the weight capacity for a Barbie Jeep? I feel like if I sat on one it would immediately break apart.

That is bad to the bone!

it looks like a jet COBRA would design from the original GI Joe cartoon

Wooo! Gunna get some cold cuts today!!!!!

Ickey Woods was a bad ass!

No I don't think so. Unless it was some awesome engine swap. I want one stock. I don't care if it's slow. I love them.