Eh, fuck investors.

If you’re asking me here whether I feel bad for Ford packing it’s F-150 Lightning production mix exclusively at $80-$120,000 before its dealers tack on another five figures in additional markup. Because it’s taking it in the corporate shorts for soaking consumers to the point that they won’t buy in ...

Tesla, full stop

I had a look at the list and I suspect it’s mostly invalid pseudo science.

In a similar case, 28-year-old Corey Gary was prompted to leave a tip at a self-service beer fridge in San Diego’s Petco Park. Gary told the Journal that he wasn’t clear where the money was going, but left 20% anyway.

A lot of people are complaining about safety features, monitors, cameras, and what not. I’ll take all of the assists you can throw at me, although maybe it’s just experience. I got the full package in my Ram and so far it hasn’t been so bad.

+1 for the stupid always-illuminated gauges.  So many people these days drive at night without their lights on because of this stupid change made to cars in recent years. 

Power adjustable seats are the shit. You really have to be a Luddite to hate on that particular feature. Same with rear-view cameras - how can any Camaro owner hate on that feature with that wonderful rear visibility?

We have a Buick, nothing other than the engine turns off with the auto stop/start. The heat/ac/heated seats all keep doing their thing with the car in off mode.  So not sure what the OP was talking about. 

Not sure about all you poors, but the auto stop/start in my Jag is imperceptible. the HVAC stays on, the seat heat stays on and I never wait for the engine to kick back on.

I’m not sure why these BMW owners are disabling that mirror feature. It’s was the exact opposite in the C7 Corvette: mirror tilt was disabled by default and you had to dig into the menus to enable it. It’s a golden feature for seeing the lines on parking spaces when backing into a spot. 

1000% disagree with the Adjustable Power Seats....

I believe at least up to a few years ago, they were still doing this in North Korea due to their restricted fuel access:

FUCK safety spouts. God!

I don’t know about 20 years, but I do know that my 5-gallon can of gas that I use to top off my lawn mower lasts for three or four years before I need to fill it back up.

Also, safety spouts can piss right off.

It’s complete bollocks. It might have “officially” degraded, but it still does its gasoline thing.

I must be lucky, because I use the same old ass gas and my mower starts right up after a handfull of pulls. Then 1 or 2 pulls every mow after that.

I have deep misgivings about the realism of the fungus people, too!

Regular gasoline takes three to six months to decay, according to JD Power, but American gasoline contains an ethanol blend. Ethanol breaks down even faster, taking just one to three months before turning into an unusable mess.

I’m not coming up with anything. Perhaps you could say a little more about what direction you think the punchline of the joke would point in... What about them being “a Jewish couple” makes this funny?

Also, what about the information provided makes you think they’re a Jewish couple? The fact that they were flying out…