Not sure whether I would give a damn. Audi does the ZF 8AT as well or better than anyone else. Whatever fractional performance advantage of the dual clutch would easily be mitigated by the much more everyday livability of the 8AT.

I can smell the cologne from here.

I agree. But people will always hate it because as car enthusiasts that’s what we’re supposed to do.

I suggest you make an appointment with an optometrist immediately.

Possibly not, but you are the only one who can be blind and simultaneously read Jalopnik.

So... you enjoy the sound of FiSTing?

I have a bar of soap with my tools. I scrape my fingernails until the ends are full of white soap. Then gloves or not. REALLY helps keep the nails respectable for Monday at work.

Got my eyes checked a few months back for a real bad twitch in one of them. Turns out nothing is wrong in there, but my other eye had a piece of metal in it. My doc says it won’t hurt anything, but still tried to get it out. Nothing stranger than tools in your eye ball. Damn near passed out in the chair.

Ah, Wiz Khalifa fighting the big, important fights for our generation.

I suppose I should have said: “I don’t think anyone in a position to need Dave Ramsay’s advice is buying German luxury cars.” Re-reading what I wrote, that’s definitely not what came across.

If you live your life only worried about money, you’re going to die rich having not lived at all.

cost her way more, mile for mile

Absolutely right. Everyone these days wants to believe that the best answer to any question is a simple answer. Lazy thinkers. Give it to ‘em in a slogan and they’ll hang on to it like it was handed down from on high. “Never buy new” is a prime example. Never buy new! Depreciation! Value of the car after three years…

My wife and I follow his guidelines for 90% of our finances and it has helped us a lot. We have no college debt, no credit card debt, we’re in our mid-20’s and have considerably more assets than most people our age. That’s not to brag, but we are very tight with what we spend and we save as much as we can. We don’t…

That is your strategy, and it works for you. Ramsey is saying that “ANYONE” who buys a new cars is making a stupid financial decision. Even though he ignores his own advice. I say it’s not that simple and often it is a case by case basis.

Carbon ceramic front breaks? What is this, Craigslist?

I’m very secure in my masculinity, brah. In fact I manscaped the pubes this morning to give it the appearance of another inch or so. Carry on

It’s a collection of doodads and gadgets, devoid of any soul. It’s only saving grace is the fact it has shit tons of torque. It’s a giant rc car for dentists and soccer moms. It doesn’t come in manual. They reek of self importance. They are stupid faces. I poo on them