Got my eyes checked a few months back for a real bad twitch in one of them. Turns out nothing is wrong in there, but my other eye had a piece of metal in it. My doc says it won’t hurt anything, but still tried to get it out. Nothing stranger than tools in your eye ball. Damn near passed out in the chair.

Ah, Wiz Khalifa fighting the big, important fights for our generation.

I suppose I should have said: “I don’t think anyone in a position to need Dave Ramsay’s advice is buying German luxury cars.” Re-reading what I wrote, that’s definitely not what came across.

If you live your life only worried about money, you’re going to die rich having not lived at all.

cost her way more, mile for mile

Absolutely right. Everyone these days wants to believe that the best answer to any question is a simple answer. Lazy thinkers. Give it to ‘em in a slogan and they’ll hang on to it like it was handed down from on high. “Never buy new” is a prime example. Never buy new! Depreciation! Value of the car after three years…

My wife and I follow his guidelines for 90% of our finances and it has helped us a lot. We have no college debt, no credit card debt, we’re in our mid-20’s and have considerably more assets than most people our age. That’s not to brag, but we are very tight with what we spend and we save as much as we can. We don’t…

That is your strategy, and it works for you. Ramsey is saying that “ANYONE” who buys a new cars is making a stupid financial decision. Even though he ignores his own advice. I say it’s not that simple and often it is a case by case basis.

Carbon ceramic front breaks? What is this, Craigslist?

I’m very secure in my masculinity, brah. In fact I manscaped the pubes this morning to give it the appearance of another inch or so. Carry on

It’s a collection of doodads and gadgets, devoid of any soul. It’s only saving grace is the fact it has shit tons of torque. It’s a giant rc car for dentists and soccer moms. It doesn’t come in manual. They reek of self importance. They are stupid faces. I poo on them

I would have been rear ended a couple years ago. Coming to a halt down a steep grade on an interstate a utility van made use of the left emergency lane, ended up stopping right next to me.

Or the driverless car should be able to just shoot an impulse signal and shock the damn cell phone out of the persons hand behind them.

Yep, I’ve avoided crashes by driving where I wasn’t supposed to. The most memorable was about a month after I got my license. I went 2 wheels off onto a soft gravel shoulder when I came around a blind corner to find someone going the opposite direction had decided it was the perfect place to pass. Gave him my lane to…

I grew up across the road from Miramar in the 80s. All the neighborhood kids would come over to my house and we’d climb on the roof to watch the practices and shows. One of my best memories is during a practice around 1984. We had #5 fly over our house at what felt like 20-feet(probably more like 100-feet) off the…

Don't you love how people who refuse to drive close to the speed limit hog the left lane or slow everyone down in a no passing zone but as soon as you go to pass them they turn into speed racer? I've never illegally passed in a no passing zone but I pass people on the right pretty often and you'd be amazed at how…

Back in college, a friend of mine had that happen to him and his girlfriend. He handled it hilariously, but very, VERY immaturely:

I got brake checked by a guy who cut me off in the left lane doing 10mph under. He could have stayed in the right lane, where he was free to go slow. Apparently I didn’t slam my brakes hard enough after he cut me off.

This happened to me yesterday. Driving the 2002, which had maybe 100hp to begin with, and closer to 60 now. Guy is doing no more than 30 in a 45-zone in the left lane. I pass him on the right, paying it no mind, and get back in the left lane to pass more cars on the right, cruising along around 45-50. About 10 seconds…