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Look at me. Look at your man. Look back at me. The elephant is wearing roller skates. The roof is covered in WD-40. I am now a cheese grater.

One Truck to rule them all.
One Truck to find them.
One Bro to bring them all.
And in the darkness, Smirnoff Ice them.

It's because of the stress of dealing with people on the internet.

The Ferrari 512 had automatic seatbelts? Damn, how fast did those break?

M4 coupe concept vs M3 coupe ...

Q: "How many people were killed?"

It's the ripper. Creased like a fresh pair of dickies. Most say Andre, some say Nicky

Being the world's strongest and best-looking man... I must ride this, the world's fastest boat.

Vertical video. The scourge of idiography. It's idiography because Vertical Video used up all the v's. And now it sounds closer to the mental state of those who use it.

was there a country kitchen buffet in the trail?

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You shouldn't think about it in terms of money. Yes, we'll run out of money. But the world will still have enough resources. And while this probably wont be available to everyone, imagine giving this to the greatest scientists on earth. Their bodies might start to age, but if they want to, we might be able to keep

RYAN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN sorry bad mtv death related joke