He broke the law, part of the agreement in coming he was that he wouldn’t break the law. He violated the agreement.

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

The Steelers reportedly offered to compensate Harrison with a participation legacy, but he turned it down.

I thought of trying the same joke but was worried about my execution. Thank you for being a martyr.

EVERYthing is exactly like the fall of Rome. As long as I can remember...everything that someone doesn’t like is exactly like the fall of Rome.

Was trying to be helpful but I guess I’ll just go fuck myself.

And you’re now “under fire” for “bungling” that. People fuck up at their jobs. I don’t have an opinion on this Currie character, but in this finger-wagging, taunting culture, you are a professional taunter, your job is to zing people for fucking up at their jobs, and you can’t do it without fucking up at your job.

Clark Cunt

The guy who shot 43% last year isn’t a consistent clutch monster? Huh. Color me surprised.

“The women lose their mind. Your fiancé is gonna lose her mind. Your mother in law is gonna lose her mind. Your mom is gonna lose her mind. Several of your sisters and female relatives are gonna lose their mind. And, they’re going to barrage you with constant questions. “What should we wear? Which of course my answer…

You’re an idiot

Except that everything he said was true.

I’m confused as hell after reading the deodorant one. Did someone mix up parallel and perpendicular? Do I not understand human anatomy?

That video editor failed to add the Seinfeld music properly. Next time, skip the unnecessary emoji-laden overlay and set the audio track’s timing right, so that the music’s denouement wraps things up just after the punchline! Like in the Seinfeld show! Like they asked! Nick Saban would have something to say about this…

Which one of you knobs commenting here is really Kevin Durant?

aw man I love KD. he’s so flawed and human. we expect too much from superstar athletes. let the man live

It’s strange that a white man is disparaging a black man without a dad for “not being a grown-up” on this site, no?

A sous-vide circulator and a little liquid smoke (plus Prague powder, if you really want the pink smoke ring) is every bit as good

What?! Another avowed liberal caught in sexual misconduct allegations?

Thanks for the vine, Jim