JIMBOB GHOSTKEEPER IS THE POOR MAN’S BILLIE-JO SKELETON! JIMBOB GHOSTKEEPER IS NOT ELITE! 

Did you notice Breezango was incredibly blase? Like all their flair and accessories had been stripped by Corporate? Like their ring gear and mannerisms were those of two local jobbers? Like all their pizzazz was squashed by the writers?

But you gotta admire the Steelers’ chutzpah by replacing an All Pro ILB with a rookie Safety, right? Wait a second....

Undertake 3.0 - The Arabian Badass!

He may be finally getting that long sought-after gold jacket, but this is a classic example of the sort of petty, divisive mudslinging at one’s peers that made it impossible for me to ever vote Terez Owens in to the HOF.

This reminds me of my highschool’s racist and sexist policies against white men. One time I got reprimanded for talking back to my teacher, wearing a ball cap, and not nipping my sideburns and peachfuzz appropriately.

Man, that “Rah Rah” style sure burns hot, but fast. Carroll absolutely chews these guys up and spits them out. He also has been known to wear-out his players.

I know, right?! Especially since contraception is so widely available to everyone, doesn’t cause medical complications for anyone, and never ever fails!

That 1-2-3 to open Highway to Hell is terrific........Except it includes Walk All Over You. Therefore, it ranks dead last of the trilogy openers of all the Bon-era albums.

Lolz, it’s funny cuz it’s the poor, non-whites that “stay out of politics”, statistically speaking. You know, by not voting.

It’s all a work so they can keep the assets once Mueller indicts Don Jr. Dont be surprised when Ivanka and Kush announce their separation...

Yeah...smells way too damn good, also.

Seriously, what kinda dumbass comprises a statement like that?!?

I predict Stipe stands in his place, as he were, flattening Cormier with his patented Orange Crush in the 2nd to the delight of all the shiny, happy people sitting ringside. It’s okay, Daniel, everybody hurts.

Jokes on you, bud. If you watched yesterday’s game, you’d know the Gronk is waaaaaay more into Killer Head Shots these days...

I dunno, gotta cider with Eli on this one.

Gotta side with Pouncey here. I mean, if he just murdered a few people in cold blood that’d be one thing, but what Harrison did was unforgivable.

Crabby, much?!?

Anurception?

Manfred, man, sure looked blinded by the light of Le Batard’s wrath.