jedimasta
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Yeah, I guess releasing next-gen hardware on time with extreme competitive constraints, then dedicating resources to continually improve it within the first three months is a "failure."

Yes, Microsoft...the company whose last console was the Xbox freaking 360 "doesn't know what they are doing."

How is this a fail?

"It's a living."

Stibbly cursed herself as soon as she spotted the gorilla. She hadn't seen a life form—mechanical or biological—in months, and now she had found both in a damn stinking cyborg gorilla. She watched him for days, fluttering among the trees as he rooted around for insects and slept in the sun. Then, one morning as he

Anyone know the best way to get permanent marker off a forehead? I'm...uh... asking for a friend.

I can feel it coming in the ear tonight, oh lord...

io9 shouldn't condone modern puritan idiocy by describing these as "racy". Because they're not.

I don't see the problem with most of these, although the T is pretty damn suggestive. The guy in the crown with the maiden on the plain seems suggestive, too, mainly for the posture of the woman. Beyond that, not much in the way of sexual suggestion. The idea that nudity itself is sexual always seemed

No, he should have made Episodes I-III. He just should have done so competently and with an ounce of respect for his fans (Darth Maul's lightsaber was a quarter-ounce).

Ain't no strolling out of a front door with a giant boulder stuck in it.

It only predates Candy Crush by a mere sixty years.

Sorry but presenting this as magic is a huge disgrace to the art form.

So video editing is now magic....?

One thing, straight out, is that antibacterials are damaging to our water treatment system. Our water treatment plants, the ones that purify our waste-water before reintroducing it to the environment, relies on a bevy of microbial life to process and remove our waste from the water. It is however, susceptible to

C'mon, give the guy a break. It's the first time he's ever seen a script.

Brave was a good Pixar movie until Miranda met the witch and turned her mother into a bear. Then it suddenly became a mediocre Disney movie. If only they had stuck with the story they were telling in the first half about a mother daughter relationship and youthful rebellion in a male dominated society.

I have an Xbox One, and while I agree the Kinect is not as reliable as it should be, it does add value. Most of that value does not take place while I'm playing a game but while watching TV or switching between game/app/TV. I get that you don't think it is necessary, which is true. I don't understand why you seem

I hate to be that guy, but... you know...