Bigger question: Why would anyone ever touch a quarterback's hand mid-game? Most QBs lick their fingers before every snap, and those hands spend a lot of time directly in contact with the center's ass. There's a reason receivers wear gloves.

The stupidest part of this branding exercise is that Bud Light didn't take the opportunity to link their product with watery Seattle.

Maybe I'm off base here, but the shape of that rear side window is of utmost importance to the overall look the of the 911 for me. That wraparound glass piece just ruins the line, just like it did with the old Targas.

When you being called a pedophile, even if they are mistaken, it may be time to rethink how you are presenting yourself to others.

Wooorldstaaaaar?

I don't understand one thing - the guy's insurance, once totaling the vehicle, should assign a value of replacement based on the car's condition and age. They then can go after the dealership's insurance to get that value back, and the Hoopers can then sue the dealer for loss of depreciation between that value and a…

Some Ford dealer should jump on this. Give them a brand new GT500 for whatever their insurance paid for the ZL1. If they agree to be used in advertising of course. Run that ad 24x7 in that area.

I know West Virginia is a bit "backwards," as they say, but it's borderline offensive to call it part of Canada.

"Yes."

Charles Smith is busy eating shoes because of North Korea's latest famine.

Showed this graph to my boss, he said:

good food and a taxidermy collection? Coincidence?

And your question of the day is: Which parts are more expensive and time consuming to replace?

100 percent totally disagree with number one. The X6M is insanely cool. It's so terrible and so great at the same time.

I'm shitting myself until 2025, when I can import a Tuscan...

It made perfect sense when they said the tree and light pole were going 60 mph.

Don't forget, Andy Reid is a perfect 100% against the spread

Not trying to be a pain, genuinely curious:

Well, if something, this looks like the tool for the job.