I, too, would jump off a bridge to get away from a Ford Freestar.

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.

Here you go, sir

And Green Pig gets banned from Jalopnik for life in... 3... 2...

Fun fact: Volvo invented the 3-point safety belt, but either didn't patent it, or simply allowed every other company to make them without payment of royalties.

Jalopnik - themed question:

Anglesey Circuit by far!

Potrero de los Funes Circuit in Argentina:

Monaco

Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Montreal

I've always been found of Lime Rock in the fall.

Spa

How do you fuck up THAT badly?

Wow.

I found one... it didn't have a roof... and it wasn't a convertible... but they only wanted $1250 for it.

It's all staged. He's laying the groundwork for a plea of not guilty by reason of senility.

I bought mine for 500 bucks, has a couple of electrical gremlins but Ive been hammering on it for almost 2 years now.

Totally dumb fuckin idea?

Duh...

Art is subjective, young Travis. Art could be anything and it could be about anything. That is the beauty of the human condition. Our perception and opinions can be shifted by a painting of a can of soup or completely shattered by some melting clocks.