Sister-in-law, is that you???

I should tell you about the time I ran an establishment out of bloody Mary mix.

Stupid. I could almost see the reasoning for this law in a city other than NYC because nobody drives in NYC, so it's not encouraging drunk driving. And who really drinks that many bloody marys? Well other than my sister-in-law who drank 9 this weekend in one sitting.

Yes, I too like flirting with women by interviewing them and mentioning my wife in one of the questions. Mentioning your wife, who you're married to, is the key to any successful flirtation.

...if I was a Deadspin writer, I would write articles just so I could flirt with women, too.