Haven't you seen Return of the Living Dead? Nukes will only make it worse!

AIDS!

White teenage girls.

Replace MLP with Steven Universe and this list is perfect.
Wait, SU is one of the recommendations?
Replace MLP with Steven Universe anyway.

Use the Ford Pinto!

DO NOT DRINK THE RED PISS

"Cause franchises stick like a broken record, franchises stick like a broken record…"

He's dead, Jim.

James Gunn is still my pick for Infinity War if the Russo Brothers leave Marvel for Sony.

"Kids! I can't find the remote and I refuse to get up!"

Everyone's talking about Dipifica, and I'm just wondering what could cause the world to end in 21 hours.