My wife and I called when he told us to.. we listened for about 5 minutes before we had to stop so we could breath again.

Bi’s are simply confused and don’t want to commit.

I adorb this corvid thank you for making me laugh.

I have had this argument. BB is at best a Benevolent (Fascist Racist Totalitarian) Dictator. (Who performs non-consented genetics research on her population.)

I don’t really know why anyone would complain about making sex last longer, but then even my first time was wrapped so maybe I just set the expectation in my head. After getting married I did not note unwrapped sex to be so much better than wrapped, but on most occasions shorter.

I’m from Georgia originally and I only have one thing to say. “Bless her heart.”

Thank you, I really couldn’t have said that calmly.

To guarantee that nothing 6 of the most divisive countries in the world don’t agree on are ever discussed.

No you’ve got it right, you just don’t have to get that thinking past the right wing (Inalienable right! But Tough on Crime!) or the left wing (Guns are the cause of murder not the means!). It’s a ridiculous needle to thread to say ‘We should have regulation that is neither prohibitively harsh nor so lax that any Tom,…

Wait wait... I as the man am not suppose to be the one making shepherds pie? But my wife married me for my pie... Is my life a sham?

Tacos are like sandwiches... crunchy crunchy sandwiches... unless they’re fish tacos then then they’re soft chewy sandwiches that fold.

There are third parties... the problem is we don’t get much support because people are afraid if they vote for a third party and not for the party most likely to beat the ones they are afraid of then the party they fear will end up in power. It’s a legitimate concern but only because so many people have it. If the…

This is the Spiderman and the Spidergirl I really wanted to see come out the other side of Secret Wars. Just think of the hi-jinks Annie and Kamala could get up to!

I just lived in Korea for 3 years. It is hard to not get good at chopsticks when you eat every meal with them hehe.

It’s been 15 years, I can think about things now and deal with them mostly rationally. When I first got out it was quite literally think about one of the more disturbing elements, such as stab victims or car fatalities, and tell a joke about people who did very ineffectual or strange things to ‘try’ and commit…

I wonder what that therapist would think of me telling ‘funny’ stories about the attempted suicides that we were sure had to be people trying to get Section 8 because no one can be that bad at suicide. They remain my best tool for dealing with the attempted murder victims, the successful suicides, car fatalities, et…

I love import games... at least now when I’m playing them I’ll remember that it’s O for okay not X for marks the spot or something?

Mmmmmm... reading.

Even if he isn’t actively making her feel like a jerk, the fact that he knows that her immigration status is important, knows they’re doing stuff to move it forward all the time, and he’s asking her ‘can we go out?’ well it’s like a kid asking over and over to have a toy you’ve already said no to, you have to keep…

I can highly recommend flavoring a mid-range single malt scotch with clove, allspice, cinnamon, and star anise. Then using to make hot toddies. (This is of course if you’re making your toddy by the cup rather than by the crock pot, if you’re doing by the crock you can just add the spices to the crock and let it all…