Best time to play a video game: After work with a beer and a full bowl.

Even though he shouldn’t have been suspended for his Beltre comments, I’m fine with West getting 3 days as kind of a Lifetime Achievement Award for longterm umping douchebaggery.

Boyz N2 the Hood

Me: Look how awesome this picture is!
Co-worker: It looks like a used panty shield.
Me: I hate every inch of you.

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

There were times where he was the only likable character on that show. How sad, he was so young.

Not shown, the load toppling over from the unexpected acceleration. ;-)

excuse you

Cop:What is all this white powder, coke?
Karlos:Drywall dust, I’m a handman.
Cop:*Sporting a chubby* Pure uncut Colombian
K:I’ve got a 5 gallon bucket that says Drywall Compound
Cop:*touching his erection* Bolivian marching powder
K:I use these trowels, this mixer...oh for fuck’s sake
Cop:*furious rubbing* Officer…

Will the robodrivers be compelled to put sillouettes of supercomputers on the mudguards? I would be disappointed if they don’t.

Yeah, so were the Clintons.

But are you really ready for some football?

..called the corona—the Latin word for “crown,” and American word for “beer.”

If a player is Mickey Mantle incarnate on an irrelevant, mediocre team, does it make a sound?

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell