American Ski Pole Karen Carpenter Not Eating It

Royale with cheese

Somebody murdered my brother. Now, I'm seeking vengeance the only way I know how: by taking local businesses to task for not salting the stairs out front of their establishments and putting the health and safety of their customers at risk. Have you been hurt in a fall? Fuckin' call me, bra.

Due to the bullying the boy went to the corner 7-Eleven, mixed all the flavors and committed a Suicide.

Listen, I’m a rules guy too. But technically there aren’t any rules against turning over your Hall of Fame vote to the fans. And quite frankly it made the whole voting process a lot more exciting. Look at all the attention the Hall of Fame is getting right now. If somewhere down the road they change the rules and…

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Use Fahrenheit, commie.

No one likes a smart ass Gustavo.

Nothing beats the svelteness of a Festivus pole.

OK, good, because I was about to say that I don't think anyone is gonna find anything wrong with beating up Cortland Finnegan.

To be fair that Pauly D look alike deserved it

The guy is a class act on and off the field. I really don't know how anybody could hate this guy.

Agreed. I mean, if you're such a "rocket scientist," learn how to use a fucking Instagram filter.