These didn't exactly fly off the lot, either.

haters gonna hate

You can't see the Hello Kitty, she can't see the Hello Kitty, why would anyone want to be so subtle with their love of Hello Kitty? The way I see it, you have to go big or go home:

Unlike most Josh Freeman releases, this one probably won't be grabbed by an opposing team.

I hope grandpa looks like this gent too:

Later, Jordan dared children who recently lost their fathers to "even try to fuck with him" at pickup softball.

Lovely color. Is that buttplug red?

That's the full on Bunny Ranch whorehouse treatment. I wouldn't suggest shining a black light in there. Ever.

Reported to Jezebel.

Uhg, I hate it when child actors grow up to be charming and lovely and talented and well behaved. Total Hollywood cliche.

Of all people, you'd think WNBA players would know to keep the kissing off of the hardwood.

He basically said that San Francisco is pretty much the same as any other city.

In defense of his teammate, Pittman countered with a pretty aggressive point and a "Him! Over there!"

In an incredible display of accuracy, LaVar Arrington also had his house sold in an IRS auction.

That's so unlike De La Hoya. Usually, he likes to keep the purse for himself.

A griffin playing point guard, calling out the play. Nice.

Seahawk fans were quite pleased with their dominant performance!